For OC, By OC
By: OC
When asked what did they do the last time, "We go to someone's party and drink all their alcohol, then Dewey kicks everyone's ass, then we leave."
After they had left, he disappeared and could not be found. Sometime much later he left a voice mail stating, "I was freakin' Puerto Rican Nazis!"
Wondering where the hell he is, and finally finding him hanging halfway out of a truck, we asked if he was ok, to which Booze slurred, "I'm not goin' anywhere until I talk to the Nature Boy."
Did all of this happen in just one night? Did any of this happen? Is any of this even true? We will never know!
When she inquired further, with a twinkle in his eye, he winked at her and replied, "Who's your daddy and where is his booze!?"
